Do you speak English?

Mijn vrijdag is alvast goed begonnen dankzij Gunter. Onderstaand mopje trof ik in mailbox aan:

Do you speak English?
* Yes!
* Name?
* Abdul al-Rhazib
* Sex?
* Three to five times a week.
* No, no…I mean male or female?
* Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
* Holy cow!
* Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
* But isn’t that hostile?
* Horse style, doggy style, any style!
* Oh dear!
* No, no! Deer run too fast.

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